"Is there anything in this world that warms the soul more than the sight of a smiling, fuzzy wuzzy, happy kitty? Nothing in this world. Unless...Hey, is this kitty up to something? Look more closely at that smile Is it a smile of guileless wonder? Or one of cold, calculating malice? And those eyes - black, bottomless pools of mindless evil."
"Step right up! See bunnies walking upright and wearing all manner of costumery! Yes, anthropomorphized rabbits with bulbous limbs in Victorian-era clothes! Step right - What's that? You say you'd rather die than see that? Perhaps this isn't the place for you."
"He seems friendly, but looks unbalanced. Plus, you have to suspect he's the type who'll hang around you constantly and not take your strong hints that you'd rather he leave. He probably tells you intensely personal stories about all the many times he's been rejected in his life, too, just to draw you in and make it harder for you to dismiss him. If you see this guy coming, save yourself a lot of heartache - turn and run."
"He seems friendly, but looks unbalanced. Plus, you have to suspect he's the type who'll hang around you constantly and not take your strong hints that you'd rather he leave. He probably tells you intensely personal stories about all the many times he's been rejected in his life, too, just to draw you in and make it harder for you to dismiss him. If you see this guy coming, save yourself a lot of heartache - turn and run."
And just a few others that I found adorable and funny:
4 comments:
This is the book then yeah?! - I have this lowri, it's on my inspired blog...
Aren't we funny!
Is it?! Aw man, we are clearly the coolest cats :D
i know who that creepy bear face belongs too...."seems friendly, but looks unbalanced"
Right, is it who I think it is?
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